level 1. · 6y · edited 6y. An Aston Villa fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Aston Villa have lost 3-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead. "That's amazing," says the barman, "what does he do when they win?"
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Best Soccer Puns And Jokes. 1. Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game? — For persistent fowl play. 2. Why do football players do well in school? — They know how to use their heads! 3. What is a goalkeeper’s favourite snack? — Beans on post! 4. Why did the soccer player bring string to her game? — So she could tie the ...